What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 11:20

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
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After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.